well shit, you've found me...

osiris is a private server. So there is nothing to see here except a server that is running on slightly dated, and antiquated hardware(see below for proof). A server, recently resurrected after finding it beneath dirty socks in the bottom of my closet and made to breath again in a decidedly Frankenstein-esque manner. Complete with maniacal laughter that drew a look of incredulity from my 7 year old. Who appeared ready to phone his grandmother, and explain how the old man had finally lost what little remained of his strained sanity.

behold the stats of hammered dogshit

getting system information so I can attempt to polish this turd...
Thu Apr 27 03:07:43 CDT 2017

uptime output: 03:07:43 up 10:44,  5 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

cpuname: AMD Athlon(tm) architecture: i686

cpu mhz: 1243.35

cpu bogomips(aka the number of million times per second a processor can do absolutely nothing): 2483.81

total rams: 883.3 mb

rams that sacrificed themselves: 187.59 mb

rams that escaped: 695.71 mb

internets received: 0 mb

internets sent: 0 mb

total number of system users: 11 currently logged in: 5

services: httpd service: up(obviously), ircd service: up, ftpd service: up




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